They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human

Pearls of Wisdom from the Batman.

It occurs to me that a man dressed up in a bat-costume (which, by the way has never really looked that bat-like to me) has little room to criticise the coping skills of others.

Having said that, Batman still rules all. I should have been in Batman Begins. I nearly sent my CV off to the casting director, but then they were asking for authentinc American accents only. Mine is excellent, but I wasn't sure at the time. My fault. Ah, well, next time. I'd rather be in Doctor Who anyway.

-Where can we get these placebos?
-Maybe there's some in that truck!